[ Goran Mijailovic @ 07.02.2006. 11:38 ] @
Do nas je doletela nova vest, ravno iz srca Evrope, kojoj i mi, kako uporno uveravamo sebe i celi svet, pripadamo.

Dakle, dotična vest obaveštava nas o novom jeziku Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo). Budući da tekst gubi pravo značenje ako se prevede, donosimo ga u izvornom obliku, tj. na engleskom tj. na evroengleskom jeziku. A i budući da većina stanovnika Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo) razume engleski jezik, nadamo se da ni naši čitataoci neće imati problema sa razumevanjem teksta. Uostalom, i mi (kao stanovnici Evrope, kojoj, kako znamo, i mi pripadamo) se moramo pripremiti za korišćenje novog evroengleskog. Promene koje predlažu, većina Srba ionako oduvek koristi. Pih, opet smo ispred svog vremena, i opet nam niko neće priznati da smo evroengleski odavno MI SRBI izmislili. Dakle, nakon ovog opširnog uredničkog komentara, evo i vesti iz Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo).

Here is - The latest news from European Union. The News Standard has receive this bulletin fresh from our Brussels-based News Service...
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language of European communications, rather that German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate spelling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivan vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU !!!!

[Ovu poruku je menjao Goran Mijailovic dana 07.02.2006. u 15:18 GMT+1]
[ Miloš Bjelanović @ 07.02.2006. 19:17 ] @
Mješavina engleskog kao osnove, pa njemačkog i na kraju srpskog. Daleko bilo da se tako nešto usvoji.
[ Goran Mijailovic @ 07.02.2006. 19:58 ] @
He he pa to je sala koja kruzi internetom vec stanovito vreme i ne, nisu imali u vidu srpski jezik kad su je pisali
[ Bojan Basic @ 07.02.2006. 20:17 ] @
http://www.elitesecurity.org/tema/48510
[ stayalive @ 07.02.2006. 21:34 ] @
Pa jeli to na kraju ozbiljno???
Gdje ima na netu naci original?
[ Goran Mijailovic @ 07.02.2006. 22:09 ] @
A bwe Bojane ne mogu da verujem, pa kako si ga nasao, pretrazivao sam forum i sa obe pretrage i nije mi uspelo da nadjem, doticni text.
[ BobMarley @ 07.02.2006. 22:09 ] @
paa kakooo molim te moze biti ozbiljno ? jel bi se tebi cinilo ozbiljno da cujes nekoga na ulici da prica ko Doktor gunter iz ALO ALO ili kako se vec zvao lik ....
[ chupcko @ 08.02.2006. 08:30 ] @
Dakle to je staro barem 100 godina :)

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         A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
                          by Mark Twain

        For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet.  The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.  Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
        Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
        Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.