"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." - Shawshank redemption

"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really — "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it."

"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."


Sve iz fenomenalnog filma The Shawshank redemption.

"...you dont yet realize the power of the dark side..."

Luke, I'm your father.

"Im Bond.James Bond"

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.I love the smell of napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory==Appocalypse Now

Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.==Reservoir Dogs

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.==Clockwork Orange

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. ==Usual Suspects

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. ==Blade Runner

Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.==Godfather

Blues Brothers:

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

From Dusk Till Dawn:

Kate Fuller: What's in Mexico?
Richie Gecko: Mexicans.

Seth Gecko: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfucking servant of God?
Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean hm... hm... servant of God.

Carlos: What? Were they psychos, or...?
Seth Gecko: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

The Big Lebowski:

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

------

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Malibu Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: [after a pause] I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

------

[repeated line]
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Ala ga je opravio, svaka mu cast!

Jarhead (marinac) (Fitch VS Swofford II dela)

Drill Instructor Fitch: Swofford!

recruit:Sir, yes, sir!



Drill Instructor Fitch:Are You the maggot whose father
served in Vietnam?


recruit:Sir, yes, sir!



Drill Instructor Fitch: Outstanding!
Did he have the balls
to die there?

recruit:Sir, no, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Too fucking bad!
He ever talk about it?

recruit:Sir, only once, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Good! Then he wasn't lying!
Are you eyeballing me
with those baby blues?

Drill Instructor Fitch:Are you?

recruit:Sir, no, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Are you in love
with me, Swofford?

recruit:Sir, no, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:You don't think I look good
in my uniform, Swofford?

Sir, the drill sergeant
looks fabulous
in his uniform, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:So you're gay, then,
and you love me, huh?

recruit:Sir, I'm not gay, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch: Do you have
a girlfriend, Swofford?

recruit:Sir, yes, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch: Guess again, motherfucker!
Jody's banging her right now!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Get on your face
and give me 25...for every time
she gets fucked this month.

Drill Instructor Fitch:Down on your face!

It was shortly after meeting
Drill Instructor Fitch...that I realized that joining
the Marine Corps...might have been
a bad decision.

Part II

Drill Instructor Fitch:What in the fuck
is this?

recruit:Sir,
it's a recruit's drawing
of a footlocker, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Jesus, Joseph
and doggie-style Mary!That is a pile
of dog shit.

recruit:Sir, the recruit's
never been good
at drawing, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Why the fuck
are you my scribe, then?Isn't my scribe
supposed to know
how to draw?

recruit:Sir, the recruit
doesn't know!
The recruit thought
the scribe was supposed
to write, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch:Of course the recruit
doesn't know!The recruit doesn't know
because I haven't told him!

All right,
cum-for-brains...show me exactly
where your Skivvies
and running shoes go.

recruit:Sir, the recruit
can't think...while the drill instructor
is hitting him
on his head, sir!

Drill Instructor Fitch: You can't think
while I'm giving you
a few love taps?How the fuck
are you going to
fire your rifle...when grenades are going off
in your face?
What the fuck
are you even doing here?

recruit:Sir, I got lost
on the way to college, sir!
.............................................

evo iz jednog stvarno dobrog filma, "Forrest Gump" :

Forrest: life is like a box of chocolates . you never know what you are going to get

Jenny: Run Forrest RUN!

Drill sergeant:GUMP! What is your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest:To do whatever you tell me to, drill sergeant!
Drill sergeant:Goddam Gump! That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard. You must have a goddam IQ of 165!

Forrest:but u ain't got no legs Liutenat Dan.
Lt Dan: i KNOW that Forrest!

Forrest:That's all I have to say about that.

Forrest:Jenny, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

Jenny:It was so beautiful. I wish I couldve been there with you
Forrest:......you were..

Forrest:Someyimes there just aren't enough rocks.


ma......mogao bi da pastujem ceo scenario......odlican film, sta da kazem:)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap,
thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever
asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back
is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with
this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you
mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else
left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a
peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But
they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So
you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled
with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and
if you're desperate enough to eat those, all
you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled
with useless, brown paper wrappers.

- Cigarette Smoking Man (X-files)

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Corleone to Johnny Fontane

"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."
Michael to Fredo

"I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense."
Sollozzo to Tom

"But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we've made here today."
Don Corleone to the other Dons

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again."
Don Corleone to Sonny

"It makes no difference to me what a man does for a living, understand."
Don Corleone to Sollozzo

"Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons, and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you."
-- Picard as Locutus of Borg, delivering his 'doomsday message' (Emissary) Star Trek DS9

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES

He who dares wins!
This time next year, we'll be millionaires!

Catch me if you can - bio skoro na TV


Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream.

The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned.

The second mouse... wouldn't quit.

He struggled so hard

that eventually he churned that cream into butter

and crawled out.

Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!!!" (BANG ,BANG, BANG)

PULP FICTION

Full Metal Jacket:


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

--------

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?

----------

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker: Sir, the private said "no, sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
[Slaps Joker]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!
Private Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?
Private Joker: Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private belives any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!

-----------

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

-----------

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
Private Cowboy: Sir, I am, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do I make you nervous?
Private Cowboy: Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?

-----------

[Marching Song]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

'Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds flat, if you spot the heat coming around the corner' - Heat

"i`m your worst nightmare..." - "Rambo"

"TON! PUsti ton!!!" - "cuti budalo,ovo je nemi film" - "...pa znam...zezam se..."
(Nacionalna Klasa)

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Nacionalna klasa:

Floyd: ... pa, oni su mi rekli da moze da se ubudzi.
Zilijen: a jel, e pa kad su ti oni tako rekli, neka ti ga oni ubudze

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?


1st Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
Spud: No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
1st Interviewer: But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Spud: Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.
(Ovo ima smisla tek kad se "pleasure" izgovori kako to samo Spud ume...)

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
...Trainspotting

You dont now the power of the dark side.(Star Wars)

Why you madman's!God damn you(Ape planet)

To Start press any key!Where is any key?(The Simpsons)

D'oh !!!!!!((The Simpsons)




_{[Ovu poruku je menjao Sumarius dana 04.06.2006. u 15:11 GMT+1]}

U kojoj to epizodi kazu (ko to kaze) ???
Da ne mislish na ono Homerovo D'oh ! :D

"I`d rather be with bottle in front of me, than in front of lobotomy" - CONTROL

Marty: You play to predominantly, uh predominantly a white audience,
you feel your music is racist in any way?
David: no!
Nigel: No, no, of course not....
David: We pro...we say, we say "love your brother", we don't say it,
really, but..
Nigel: We don't literally say it.
David: No, we don't say it ...at all.
Nigel: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
David: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message shuould
be clear anyway.
Nigel: We're anything but racists.

===========

Derek: You know, we've grown musically...I mean, listen to some of
the rubbish we did early on, it was stupid...
Marty: Yeah.
Derek: ...you know. Now, I mean a song like "Sex Farm", we've taken the
sophisticated view of the idea of sex, you know, and music-
Marty: ...and put it on a farm?
Derek: Yeah.

==============

Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...
uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he
choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.
Nigel: You know. There's no real....
Derek: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't
have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
David: You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph...
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
==================================
This Is Spinal Tap
=================================



Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the
truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya.
In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.
Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

===========================

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

=========================

Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean.
Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up.
Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

============================
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
============================

I'm a recall coordinator. My job is to apply the formula. It's a story problem.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up.

The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: do we initiate a recall?

Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), and multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals X...

If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

(Fight Club)

Knight's oath iz Nebeskog Kraljevstva

Be without fear in the face of your enemies
Be brave and upright so the God may love thee
Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong

Hrabro srce

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooommm



_{[Ovu poruku je menjao codemaster dana 03.07.2006. u 16:29 GMT+1]}

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

"Say hello to my little friend"
http://www.popartuk.com/film/s...ttle-friend-pp30041-poster.asp

- What are your legs?
- Springs. Steel springs.
- What are they going to do?
- Hurl me down the track.
- How fast can you run?
- As fast as a leopard.
- How fast are you going to run?
- As fast as a leopard.
-Then lets see you do it
"Gallipoli"

Good Advice (2001)

Cindy Styne: If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.
...................................................................................................................................................................

WALLSTREET

Gekko: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies and cuts through and captures the essence of evolutionary spirit. Greed in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldare Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

Gekko: The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.

Gekko: What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

Gekko:The most valuable commodity I know of is information.

Gekko: The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own.

Bud: How much is enough? Gekko: It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.

Gekko: You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay.

Balkanski Špijun

...pogrešila centrala!?!? Može centrala jednom da pogreši ali ne može sto puta!!! A dobili ste pogrešan broj!?!? Možda ste dobili pogrešan broj ali ste dobili onog koga ste tražili...

October Sky : preporucila bih svakome ko nije pogledao:)

homer: Dad, I may not be the best, but I come to believe that I got it in me to be somebody in this world. And it's not because I'm so different from you either, it's because I'm the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you. Sure, Warner Von Braun is a great scientis but he isn't my hero.


O'Dell: God's honest truth, Homer. What are the chances a bunch of kids from Coalwood actually winning the national science fair?
Homer: A million to one, O'Dell.
O'Dell: That good? Well, why didn't you say so?


Roy : That thing had better fly, or you can kiss your chances of losing your virginity goodbye.
Roy : Sons of bitches gonna be droppin' bombs on us from up there.I don't know why they'd drop a bomb on this place, be a heck of a waste of a bomb.

O'Dell: That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded.

Roy Lee: Are you sure we need this nozzle thing?
Quentin: Are you kidding?! The nozzle is the most important part - it directs the flow of the hot gases!
Roy Lee: Hey, cool it, Quentin! Man, talking 'bout your 'hot gases'


Quentin: What do you want to know about rockets?
Homer: Everything.

Uh, what exactly is this Wernher von Braun... and the rest of those Germans accomplishin' anyway? 'Cause if you ask me, it's nothin' but a stunt.
You think catchin' up to the Russians in space is a stunt?
When the novelty wears off, they're all gonna be sent packin'. Maybe then they'll have to find themselves a real job.

pusti ga Djuro, vidis da nas provocira, hoce da ga ubijemo !

Sumpore, brate...

snatch sve

Serija ''Allo 'Allo!''
Michael : '' Listen carefully, i shall say this only once.'', i tako 3 puta u svakoj epizodi ove genijalne serije!

"juuuuu stjupid womin !"