[ Black_eyed @ 10.05.2010. 08:51 ] @
O boze...

http://www.techeye.net/interne...ays-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.


Tako da pazite sta vam devojke/zene gledaju dok ste na putu, opasna je ova tehnologija :)))))
[ Java Beograd @ 10.05.2010. 08:52 ] @
Što bi reko Lala u onom vicu: "... ja mislim da je on nju ipak sustigao ..."
[ Ivan Dimkovic @ 10.05.2010. 08:58 ] @
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It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.


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What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black


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“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.


Yep... jeste smesno :) Medjutim kad skapirate da ovakav shupak ima pravo glasa... smejanje prestaje :-)
[ Miroslav Jeftić @ 10.05.2010. 09:31 ] @
Verovatno neko zezanje, ne vidim da se negde pominje izvor.
[ Ankalagon the Black @ 10.05.2010. 10:05 ] @
Sad bi bilo super da i muz isproba 3D porno tehnologiju pa da glumica u filmu zatrudni. Sto se moze proveriti ponovnim pustanjem filma posle 9 meseci :))
[ pitikovski @ 10.05.2010. 22:01 ] @
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Ivan Dimkovic: Yep... jeste smesno Medjutim kad skapirate da ovakav shupak ima pravo glasa... smejanje prestaje

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US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq


A ima i pušku
[ Igor Gajic @ 10.05.2010. 22:03 ] @
A da je gledala Avatara, rodila bi strumpfa.

Zaje*ane ove nove tehnologije.
[ Nenad Vranjanac @ 10.05.2010. 23:56 ] @
ma to je ko ono u uscu... 6d
i miris, i ukus, i stomak.

mora da je rnicpo bio onog, kako se to kaze pow zanra (iz prvog lica)
[ a1200 @ 11.05.2010. 00:32 ] @
Ja se vishe plasim citanja vesti, kad se ovaj prepametni baja soldier dozove pameti i shvati da je ispao rogonja :)
Radice M16-tica...
[ tdjokic @ 11.05.2010. 05:13 ] @
Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...
[ Hadžihalef @ 11.05.2010. 06:52 ] @
Pa, sad, da smo svi kupili tu priču, je apsolutno pretenciozna tvrdnja...

...da je svima ta priča, uz neviđeni marketing ponuđena za VEEELIKE PARE...

...da je svet prepun morona koji i dalje kupuju tu priču...

...to je već bliže istini.

I ne bih se začudio kada bi se oko to >troje< sad okupio popriličan broj Novih Morona !

Neće to biti nikakav problem, Ujka Sam ih ima na pretek...
[ Count Zero @ 11.05.2010. 07:25 ] @
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mora da je rnicpo bio onog, kako se to kaze pow zanra

Nemo' si neprecizan, svašta može da se desi :)
POV
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Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...

Tomo, stvarno LOL!
[ Ixtis @ 11.05.2010. 11:01 ] @
A da li može bez vređanja ljudi koji eto, i posle 2010g., i dalje veruju...?
I po čemu su oni to "moroni"!!!???
[ Shadowed @ 11.05.2010. 12:06 ] @
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Erm, MOLIM?
[ bachi @ 11.05.2010. 12:11 ] @
@ Ixtis - Šališ se? Pa šta je drugo, ako ne moron?

@Shadowed - Misli na začeće Isusa. :)
[ stil @ 11.05.2010. 12:16 ] @
.

:)))

Treba verovati :)))
[ deerbeer @ 11.05.2010. 12:35 ] @
Hihihi .. muz poverovao ..
Znao sam da ispod slema mozga nema , ali bas ovoliko ... :D
[ websurfer @ 11.05.2010. 12:47 ] @
Savet: ne gledajte ratne filmove u 3D da ne zaluta neki metak.
[ Java Beograd @ 11.05.2010. 13:08 ] @
^ ... kožni.
[ tdjokic @ 11.05.2010. 13:54 ] @
Pardon, pre 2009 godina..., preso sam se, ova godina je jos u toku :-)

Dobro, nisu bas svi kupili doslovno, ali je prisutno kao ideja. Na kraju krajeva, masa ljudi nisu hriscani, imaju druge bogove i tradiciju.

Ovo u Americi je prilicno cudno. Tamo postoje filmovi o svemu i svacemu, ljudi lete, putuju kroz vreme, pretvaraju se u kucice, andjeli setaju zemljom i sredjuju uobicajene zivotne probleme, ceo sistem je nekako kao u nekoj poluzvanicnoj bajci. Ima toga i kod nas, kad se skupe deca oko vatre pa im deda prica "kako je nekad bilo" ali Ameri su to usavrsili do maksimuma. Sad je zaista problem odvojiti mastu i stvarnost ...

Mozda je ovu damu sustigla sasvim prozaicna situacija - neko je kidnapovao, dao joj onu drogu za silovanje, odradio svoje i posle se ona nicega ne seca osim filma.

Ma, glavno da je zdravo i zivo, sretno nam bilo i veliko poraslo!
[ HeYoo @ 11.05.2010. 19:15 ] @
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Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...


Brutalno.. hehe
[ Horvat @ 11.05.2010. 21:16 ] @
barem nije bila u bazenu kad je ostala trudna ;)

a nigde se ne pominje da nista pored "gledanja 3d pornjave" nije radila :p

p.s. ajd da licitiramo koliko joj je (tj njima) zuta stampa platila za "pricu" ;)
[ CONFIQ @ 11.05.2010. 22:12 ] @
ammm, video sam epizodu u House-u bas o ovoj temi pa sam se raspitao na wikipediji i...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
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Another method of fertilisation occurs among animals that normally reproduce sexually, through parthenogenesis: when the gamete of a female is not fertilised by a male, yet produces viable and unique offspring that are not clones. Only DNA from the mother is inherited, but it is not identical to her. Normal eggs of the mother become fertilised, without sperm, and development proceeds normally. This occurs naturally in several species and may be induced in others through a chemical or electrical stimulus. In 2004, Japanese researchers led by Tomohiro Kono succeeded after 457 attempts to merge the ova of two mice, the result of which developed normally into a mouse. This was achieved by blocking certain proteins that would normally prevent the possibility.[8]
[ Nenad Vranjanac @ 12.05.2010. 00:01 ] @
nego ne znam dal ste primetili, bas lepo dete :)
pu, pu...

pade mi na pamet jos jedna stvar- znate kako je kod njih boli popularno da se drmaju sedista u sali kad je zemljotres. ili kad je horor da neka budala seta po bioskopu maskirana u fredi krugera i zaskoci ponekog u sedistu.
mozda slicno rade i sa projekcijama rnicpo.
[ websurfer @ 13.05.2010. 00:51 ] @
Kad je uspela da zatrudni od 3D filma sta bi joj se tek desilo od augmented reality?
[ stil @ 14.05.2010. 19:10 ] @
@ tdjokic :)

Misliš na ovo :)


[ Brucelee @ 16.07.2010. 10:55 ] @
u Amerike je cudo taj kino!!!
[ Brucelee @ 16.07.2010. 10:56 ] @
Dobro da nije gledala Avatar!!!