[ Gojko Vujovic @ 08.03.2004. 13:00 ] @
| Life Before the Computer... An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived Cut - you did with a knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! |
