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_{[Ovu poruku je menjao sadux dana 21.10.2004. u 15:02 GMT+1]}

a evo i originala...malo je drugacije, doduse to je par godina staro...

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT!
7. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.
21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: Sex, Sport, or Cars.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24. I am in shape. Round is a shape. (heh, ovaj je mnogo jak :)

ja mislim da su upravo muski ti koji mogu da budu uzasno netolerantni, komlikovani i dvosmisleni jer ja za devojke mislim da su extremno jednostavne. pa ni kod momaka nikad nije sve onako kako izgleda... uostalom mislim da bi vam bilo dosadno da smo drugacije.

aiii sad smo nadrljali kad se umešaju žene

Inače svaka čast onom ko je pisao text, k'o što reče Mihailo - vrlo iskusno !

Ma niste nadrljali. To je sve tačno, samo što žene to ne kapiraju. U njihovim mozgovima je sve komplikovano... Bla, bla, bla... Nema potrebe da sad raspredamo i o ženama.

Nadam se da moja zena nece ovo da procita.

Jednostavne ? no comment....

Muskarci su bre.. low-level, prosti ki pasulj :)

zavisi ......

pa mislim da treba da procita svaka zena i da nas,konacno,oslobode svojih kompleksa i opustenije zive zivot!

za nekog su žene strašno jednostavne, a za nekog jednostavno strašne :)

Mozes reci i da su neke zene jako jednostavne a neke jako komplikovane....

_{[Ovu poruku je menjao Marenović Slaviša dana 25.10.2004. u 01:27 GMT+1]}

Sve žene su jako komplikovane, a izuzetak "samo" potvrđuje pravilo.

Stvarno je tužno što ima toliko istine u ovakvim jednostranim generalizacijama.

Slika govori vise od rijeci :)


Doduse, nebi valjalo da je drugacije :)

E ovo je dobro majke mi.. :)

Pa eto potvrdili smo da "jedna slika vredi kao hiljadu reci...".

Tacno si opisao moju zenu.

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