Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde

Goto, n.:
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard

Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.

(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

The best defense against logic is ignorance

Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must
be good because the programmers hate it so much.

355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!

Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction

If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.

On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is
also a psychological interaction.

The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so
friendly.

The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

Bug, n.:
An aspect of a computer program which exists because the
programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he
wrote the program.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
-- Ray Simard

For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...

"I didn't know it was impossible when I did it."

USER, n.:
The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to
change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually
fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators
have windows.

e hteo sam da procitam temu i reko daj prvo da je prelistam da vidim o cemu se radi, kad ono isti lik sve postove napisao i to u razmaku od svega par minuta??? nekontam u cemu je poenta, jel to sada IN biti spamer ili sta?

Nije IN, ali flylord ne preza ni od čega

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