[ bluesman @ 15.02.2003. 00:36 ] @
| Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs. Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut grinder You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver . Baba chased you around the house with Kamilica to drink and Vicks toshove up your nose when you had a cold. Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any Amerikanac You get a C in history, but can recite every Serbian king, in order,from Czar Dusan Your dad never told you about the birds and the bees At your wedding you know only about a third of the people there. At your wedding you have a minimum of 350 guests. At your wedding the first song is always "danas majka zeni svoga sina". You have at least 3 slave to attend to on the same day. All slave have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje". All weddings have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje". All christenings have the cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje". A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15. At least one of your friends name is "Dragan". You are somehow related to every 1 in 3 Serb girls/boys. You don't actually attend University, just hang out there and play "tablic". You can derive "Steve" from "Nenad". You can derive "David" from "Zeljko". You can derive "Mark" from "Mirko". Your father calls you a "dummy" for not knowing how to do something he can't either. Even the fat Serb chicks put on the tightest skirt possible. Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A". vise o tome na http://www.laserbs.com/html/you_know_you_are_a_serb.htm |