Fuzz: I jos jednom...o cemu ti pricas?

voka: ne dopadaš mi se. eto. toliko. ali ipak te neću više prozivati. ćao fuzz

If Dear Leader's home page seems like a fanboy shrine, that's because it is. It's built in Barcelona by Alejandro Cao de Benos, a twentysomething Spanish IT contractor who frequents Pyongyang. ("It's so different from what people say," he claims over the phone.) By crossing Karl Marx with the Cluetrain Manifesto, Cao de Benos convinced DPRK cultural officials that to garner support from the Google generation, an amateur site beats no site at all. He maintains it as a volunteer project for North Korea's Committee for Cultural Relations With Foreign Countries.

But it may be the one national home page not visible to its own nation. Inside North Korea, local intranets aren't allowed to plug into the Internet's corrupting content. The country's Web site, served from an ISP in Texas, is for foreigners—it's a digital, pro-Communist equivalent to Radio Free Europe.